🟣 TEAM REVEAL #7 – THE BACKROOM SQUAD ⚫️
Stats. Strategy. Spanners. And one seat still warm.
They might not grab the headlines, but they’re usually the ones writing the notes. Meet The Backroom Squad – Forkhill’s off-field engine room, now stepping into the Family Fortunes spotlight (some reluctantly).
📊 Darren McKinney – stats man and goalkeeping coach. If there’s data to be analysed or a keeper to be encouraged, Darren’s your man. Comes with an iPad, a stopwatch, and a steely glare that says “how did you miss that?”
🧤 Ronnie – the longest-serving member of the Forkhill senior set-up. Has worked under more managers than most clubs have had corner-forwards. If wisdom was a county medal, Ronnie’d need a second drawer.
🍗 Paul – civil engineer, qualified plumber, and elite-level man with tongs. May not fit pipes anymore, but does fit perfectly beside a BBQ with a pint in hand. The sort of steady presence every squad needs – especially when there’s steak to supervise.
🕵️♂️ ??? – the fourth spot remains unfilled. Could be a tactical smokescreen. Could be a recruitment crisis. Could be you. (Especially if you own a pair of tracksuit bottoms and a whistle.)
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#FamilyFortunesForkhill #TheBackroomSquad #TeamReveal #BrainsAndBBQs #SeenItAll #SponsorASquad #ForkhillFundraiser2025 #ClubGymGoals #WeAreHiring #StatsWithSizzle
Stats. Strategy. Spanners. And one seat still warm.
They might not grab the headlines, but they’re usually the ones writing the notes. Meet The Backroom Squad – Forkhill’s off-field engine room, now stepping into the Family Fortunes spotlight (some reluctantly).
📊 Darren McKinney – stats man and goalkeeping coach. If there’s data to be analysed or a keeper to be encouraged, Darren’s your man. Comes with an iPad, a stopwatch, and a steely glare that says “how did you miss that?”
🧤 Ronnie – the longest-serving member of the Forkhill senior set-up. Has worked under more managers than most clubs have had corner-forwards. If wisdom was a county medal, Ronnie’d need a second drawer.
🍗 Paul – civil engineer, qualified plumber, and elite-level man with tongs. May not fit pipes anymore, but does fit perfectly beside a BBQ with a pint in hand. The sort of steady presence every squad needs – especially when there’s steak to supervise.
🕵️♂️ ??? – the fourth spot remains unfilled. Could be a tactical smokescreen. Could be a recruitment crisis. Could be you. (Especially if you own a pair of tracksuit bottoms and a whistle.)
💬 Want to sponsor The Backroom Squad and their slow-cooked plan for quiz domination? Click here:
🔗 Sponsor This Team https://peadarodoirningaa.clubzap.com/products/27664/purchases/new
#FamilyFortunesForkhill #TheBackroomSquad #TeamReveal #BrainsAndBBQs #SeenItAll #SponsorASquad #ForkhillFundraiser2025 #ClubGymGoals #WeAreHiring #StatsWithSizzle
